pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(via encourage)

idle-handss:

Nothing more hilarious than seeing a guy’s behavior towards you completely change as soon as he realizes he’ll never get anything out of his interaction.

(via cutely-perverted)

emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises

emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger

emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades

emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY

emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas

emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students

emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality

emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet

emma watson: is also ridiculously hot

emma watson: is perfect human

crusty men living in their parents basements: shit

crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn

crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes